Fool Around Dice
Review: “Let’s Fool Around” – The Game
Hearthrob Scale: 4 Hearts
This fun and easy dice game has a lot going for it. It’s quite simple to learn, and even easier to play. The set comes with a total of 5 die – for use of up to 4 players…that’s right – this can be a game for couple or teams up to a dozen players or more. Dick & I decided to keep all the fun to ourselves and tried the 2-player version. Each player get a die with the same words on the sides: Face, Lips, Chest, Inner Thighs, Back and Penis or Clitoris. You toss your die with the “action” die that tells the player what exactly they need to do including Stroke, Kiss, Lick, Suck, Tickle and Blow On. When both dies are rolled they come up with fun combinations like Blow on Inner Thighs, Stroke Lips or Tickle Clitoris. The other person playing with you enacts those combinations, and that’s how the game is played.
The upsides to “Let’s Fool Around” include it being super easy to learn and play. There’s also no time limit to the activities so you can take as long as you want to “Suck Lips” or “Lick Penis.” The game will work with Hetro- and Homo-sexual partners alike which is a nice touch.
The downsides include that there is no way to actually win the game…you just keep playing until the activities you’re asked to do become more enticing than rolling the dice again. Lastly, the game makers would make storing the game a lot easier by including a little pouch to hold the die. As it is now, once you’ve opened the package, you’re stuck with 5 loose die and no easy way to contain them. Sure, a small plastic baggie would work, but it would be nicer if the game makers solved the problem for us.
7/1/09
Review: Ready Betty – Ultimate Stylin’ Kit for Down There
Hearthrob Scale: 1 1/2 Hearts
This pretty pink box claims to include, “everything you need to get your betty ready!” The kit features a hair remover with stencils in shapes of a heart, star, bow tie, lightening bolt, arrow, lips, dollar sign and flower so you can decorate your pubes in a variety of styles. The kit includes easy to read and follow instructions, rounded-tip scissors for those that can’t stand the thought of a sharp edge near their pink & creamies.
We decided to do a bit of a switch-er-oo and tried the Ready Betty on Dick. He was quite comforted by the round-tipped scissors and so was Jane! The downside is that the scissors seemed to be the best and most reliable part of the kit. The Cream Hair Remover didn’t do its job in any way shape or form, despite following the directions exactly. We were left with the stencil which needed to be painfully torn off, and no difference in the hair itself. We were looking forward to seeing Dick with a lightening bolt and were bummed that after going through the process that all he had was a nice hair cut.
The bottom line is that we’d pass on the Ready Betty Kit. Just go find yourself a pair of baby scissors and give yourself a good trim. Forget the mess of the removal cream that doesn’t work; you’re better off to a good razor!
6/24/09
Review: The “Forever Yours” personal vibe
Hearthrob Scale: 3.5 Hearts
The “Forever Yours” personal vibe has two claims to fame: It’s guaranteed to run for 30 minutes every day for at least 1 year; and it’s for use in or out of water. A traditional ‘stick’ shaped vibe, Jane likes that the makers are paying attention to their audience and creating vibes with fun colors and designs – this one is two shades of purple and has hearts positioned up and down the shaft.
As far as getting the job done, Jane didn’t like the feel of the vibe used internally (it was too rigid and firm), but when held in the right spot over her love button, it worked just fine. This wouldn’t be Jane’s first choice in a vibe, but in a pinch, it will do.
6/17/09
Review:
Hearthrob Scale: 4 hearts
Jane went gaga for the Butterfly Kiss toy which provides clitoral and g-spot stimulation all at one time. The package calls this toy, “the Ultimate in Female Arousal.” There are 3 different speeds on which to run the toy (from mild vibes to va-va-voom), which means there’s something for everyone. A pretty pink color, the body of the vibe is only a couple of inches long…just enough to reach the g-spot. Likewise, the “Fluttering Wings” which provide clitoral stimulation, is just big enough to reach the spot if you position it just so. With a bit of practice of the positioning of the vibe, this one will give you the zing you’re looking for.
