9 Things Women Wish Men Knew

by Chrystal Bougon on September 8, 2009

Better Sex Radio is doing a full show this Wednesday about all of the things women wish every man knew. Most of these topics and ideas came in from our customers and listeners. Thank you all for emailing us your topics for us to discuss this week on the radio!

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#1  We have a spot on our body that is our “cryptonite” and it’s at the back of our neck, underneath our ears and when we can hear you breathing excitedly or when you nibble lightly on our neck, we turn into a big bowl of LUSTY VIXEN jello. We are all yours when you spoon with us and nibble on that area.

#2  When we ask if we look fat in something, we are hoping you might give a compliment of some kind. If you don’t want to answer the question, compliment us on some other feature. (Do tell us if the outfit is just really hideous and embarassing. If it’s not, just tell us sincerely we look beautiful.)

#3  No, we do not want to give you a b.j. during the football game unless you want to go down on us while we are watching The Shopping Channel.

#4 We have been convinced by the media that we are inadequate, too fat, too skinny, too ugly, etc. We need to hear what you think of us. We need to hear you think we are hot. We need to hear this every other day!

#5 Front to back ONLY ever! Our va jay jay is very sensitive and a complicated place. Please keep your fingers clean, nails cut short, and never ever go back to front.

#6 Our nipples are not radio dials. Please massage our breasts gently and start off slow with the nipple nibbling so we can warm up to some more intense nibbling. We NEVER enjoy the MOTORBOAT action on our bewbies.

#7  We love porn, too.  Stop hiding your stash so well .. it just forces us to search in all of your special hiding places when we want to borrow it. And, no, even though we have teeny tiny breasts it does not offend us that all of your porn starts with the words “Juggs.” We know you like variety.

#8 We LOVE to recieve oral sex, too. PERIOD. END OF STORY. No, we don’t want to 69. We want to just relax and recieve and just get lost in it like you do.  69 occasionally, but let’s just take turns like lesbians do. Did you know when surveyed, girl/girl couples have the highest sexual satisfaction. They know what they are doing!

#9  Sex toys do not replace you, they enhance you. Stop being jealous of something that can only help you.

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Blissfully,

Chrystal Bougon, Sex Expert & Pleasure Coach

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  • After posting the subject matter for discussion on my varying sites (Twitter, MySpace, Girls Teach Guys) and asking for the viewers input the suggestions came flooding!

    So far these seem to be the most popular;

    Dating
    *real dates aren`t fast food – they don`t have to be at an expensive restaurant just show that you put some thought into it.
    *you don`t have to wait for 3 days to call us – we don`t need to spend that time worrying or wondering if you really liked it or why your not calling
    *call when you say you will – it doesnt have to be a long convo just follow through when you say you will. Even just a quick `hey I said I`d call but I cant really talk now` will usually do.
    *Sex is not a guarantee after a date – no matter how much money or thought went into it
    *Chivalry is not dead – we like when you pull out chairs or open doors for us, especially the car door.

    Relationships
    * Holidays and anniversaries might not be a big deal to you but they are to us
    *Once we are your gf is does not mean you are a 5 year old again and we are your mother – clean up after yourself
    *We like when you take responsibility and cook for us – theres nothing sexier then a man who can cook
    *No matter how long we`ve been together we still appreciate the little things – notes, cards, flowers etc

    Sex
    *Forplay is not `hey wanna do it`or any other form of groping or jamming your hand down our pants
    *Sometimes we really do have a headache and we expect you to be understanding about it
    *If we ask you to do something that we like do it for longer then a minute before reverting back to your own ways
    *the clitoris is on the outside

    Misc
    *We have insecurities and we count on you not to tease us for them
    *If you notice something your doing is pissing me off then stop doing it when I ask you to – waiting until I flip out then calling me crazy doesn`t help.
    *We don`t always find it as funny as you do when you fart, burp, swear or make jokes

    Please feel free to continue to add to this list as its all very important and great `inside` information that all men should know.

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  • Bridgett

    Fantastic, I could not have said it better myself. I am going to email this to all my girlfriends! And my male friends! Thanks again CB! Bravo

  • Matt

    I am very glad I found this. Awesome!

  • Cool. Matt, why don’t you share with us the 9 Things Men Wish Women Knew! We will create a blog around that hot topic! Sincerely, Chrystal
    http://www.BlissConnection.com

  • Abraham Rosales

    the shopping chanel hah??? I wouldn’t mind. lol

  • Abraham Rosales

    the shopping channell hah??? I wouldn’t mind. lol

  • Amen, I’ll have to send my hubbie over to read this post.

  • Good tips, some I knew, some are new.

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