Bliss Orgasm Girl
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm
Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, “I’ll call one of
those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and
sensual massages.”
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad
for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man
with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had
all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy
hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I
felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well
oiled butt. you get the picture. I figured, what the
heck, I’ll give him a call.
“Hello, ma’am, how may I help you?”
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my
nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give
a great massage, I’d like you to come to my room and give me
one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I
want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys,
rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of
tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover
me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything baby. Now how does that sound?”
He says, “Oh my God… that sounds absolutely
fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”
Baahahaha ha aaahha ha ha ha haaaaha!
I hope this made you laugh out loud – literally.
Blissfully, Chrystal Bougon
Pleasure Coach, Sex Toy Expert
http://www.BlissConnection.com
