Hiring a male escort while traveling (will make you smile)

by Chrystal Bougon on February 15, 2010

Bliss Orgasm Girl

Bliss Orgasm Girl


A friend sent this and I thought it was hilarious:

Last week, I checked  into the Four Seasons in Palm
Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, “I’ll  call one of
those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts  and
sensual massages.”

I looked through the phone book, found a full page  ad
for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man
with  assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had
all the right muscles  in all the right places, thick wavy
hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile,  six pack abs and I
felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his  well
oiled butt. you get the picture. I figured, what the
heck, I’ll  give him a call.

“Hello, ma’am, how may I help you?”

Oh my, he sounded  sooo sexy! Afraid I would lose my
nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in,  “Hi, I hear you give
a great massage, I’d like you to come to my room and  give me
one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town
all  alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I
want it hot, and I  want it now. Bring implements, toys,
rubber, leather, whips, everything  you’ve got in your bag of
. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me  up, cover
me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything  baby. Now how does that sound?”

He says, “Oh my God… that sounds  absolutely
fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside  line.”


Baahahaha ha aaahha ha ha ha haaaaha!

I hope this made you laugh out loud – literally.

Blissfully, Chrystal Bougon

Pleasure Coach, Sex Toy Expert



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